If you had the choice of anywhere with anyone in...
Somewehre with a really nice view of an ocean/lake and mountains, in a warm cozy place with “her”.
- Why do we feel it’s necessary to yak about bullshit in order to be...– Pulp Fiction
Having a Bad Day?
The next time you’re having a bad day, imagine this: You’re a Siamese twin. Your brother, attached at your shoulder, is gay. You’re not. He has a date coming over today. But you have the only ass. Feel better now?
I’m the hand up Mona Lisa’s skirt. I’m a surprise; they dont...– The Devil’s Advocate
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The Rotating Tower →
I WANNA LIVE THERE!!!!!!!!!!
CO2 emissions, birth & death rates by country,... →
Ten Rules for Being Human by Cherie Carter-Scott
1.You will receive a body. You may like it or hate it, but it’s yours to keep for the entire period. 2.You will learn lessons. You are enrolled in a full-time informal school called, “life.” 3.There are no mistakes, only lessons. Growth is a process of trial, error, and experimentation. The “failed” experiments are as much a part of the process as the experiments...
No Sleep (till brooklyn)!
Lately I’ve been getting very little sleep. I’ve been trying to catch up on all my Ap Bio and Intro to Psych reading and it’s taking a toll on my sleep. On some days i get more sleep in school than i do at home… thats pretty sad. Schools should all have a “Resting Room” where tired and exhausted student can go to sleep during their free periods. Sleeping in the...
yo yo yo yo watch out guys, admiral awesome in the way with his convincing...– This person knows me way too well. =D
Someone Give This Guy a Cookie! →
it had to be simpler back in the day when our folks were pretty certain they...– Flobots
Sex could kill you. Do you know what the human body goes through when you have...– Dr. Cameron
Don't look at me like that; that's sound(men)...
God made woman out of one of Adam’s ribs. Women are glorified ribs. Ribs are delicious. Delicious things are meant to be eaten. Women should be eaten.
This is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they’ll continue singing it forever just because…
I’m in love with this song. The Bravery -...
The Problem With First Person Shooters
(Me): I hate it when i'm trying to snipe and the asshole moves...
(Thomas): I know right
: that pisses me off
: its like when a dude moves away from my aim
(Me): word! like stay the fuck still, i'm trying to kill you!
: you should run into my bullets
: give me a head shot while you're at it
I don't want to say "I got through life"; I want...
Life is boring. Feels almost like a job. Need that something more.
Obsessive-Compulsive Valentines →
crashinglybeautiful: “Roses are red, violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, and I think I left the iron on.” — Jenny Traig